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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:01
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
Still no good.
—
Thumbs down again.
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Minds and Behinds
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics